Owner.....Christian Carriage and Frame
(The red car......#39....kicked it......graciously.)
How I wish I could take credit for what you are about to read.......The real genius lies with Coppa as he succinctly covered the scathing results of the Helper Pinewood Derby.
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Shock & Awe was the term used to describe the resounding butt kicking handed down by Jackson Marshall and his Pinewood Derby car dubbed Marshall Madness here Tuesday evening.
Stained glass windows shook in their frames as fire trucks with water cannons were called out to quash the riot that erupted after the surprising victory by Jack and Marshall Madness.
Entire food storage caches and temple recommends were offered to the designer and builder , Christian Carriage and Frame, of Carbonville Utah, for plans and secrets used to create the victory car.
One observer stated that “It was the fastest thing to hit this cultural hall in a milenia”.
Rumors that MEHC was attempting a hostile takeover of the little known design and build firm were not verified. Warren Buffet was unavailable for comment.
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1 comment:
Way to go. That's one thing my husband will never do- make a pinewood derby car- that is unless they start letting girls into Scouts. Thanks for the invite to your blog. YOu have a beautiful little family. I invited you to my blog too.
Audrey Cox
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